We have a new video for your Sunday morning amusement. As always, subscribers to Dominic Frisby’s Comedy Mailing List get to see it first.
Keener fans of Scottish folk music might recognise the song, superlatively played by Noah Fleetwood and mixed and recorded by Wayne McIntyre. The video was shot at Red Creative, and directed and edited by Goat.
I think it will put a smile on your face.
Shows coming up
Thanks to all who came to at Birmingham last week and Cholsey Hall the week before. I’ve had so many nice messages.
This week we have Ledbury on Wednesday and Shrewsbury on Thursday.
Note we have also added a date in Hampshire in April.
And then there’s the big one - the Mid Year Review in May at the Backyard.
Hopefully see you at one of them.
Bath, April 3. Tickets here. SOLD OUT
Bordon, Hampshire. April 12. Tickets here.
London, Crazy Coqs, May 14. SOLD OUT. (Waiting list only)
London, Backyard, May 20. The Mid Year Review Tickets here
London, Crazy Coqs, Sept 24. Tickets here.
London, Crazy Coqs, Nov 5. Tickets here.
London, Crazy Coqs, Dec 3. Tickets here.
Lyrics
I thought I would get a promotion.
I’d done a good job all could see.
My boss had a different notion.
This is what he said to me:
Wrong age, wrong sex
And the wrong colour - it’s true, it’s true.
Hard cheese, next please,
Don’t call us we will call you.
Applied for a job at the council.
They’re big on inclusivity.
Could see that they had no intention
Of ever including me.
Wrong age, wrong sex
And the wrong colour - it’s true, it’s true.
Hard cheese, next please.
Don’t call us we’ll email you
I went for a role as an actor
To play an old English man.
They looked at me and they contracted
Some geezer from Uzbekistan.
Wrong age, wrong sex
And the wrong colour - it’s true, it’s true.
Hard cheese, next please,
Don’t call us we’ll email you.
The government needed somebody
To use in their latest campaign,
Explaining the dangers of knife crime
They looked at me and they exclaimed:
Right age, right sex
And the right colour - it’s true, it’s true.
Well done, my son,
Here is a job you can do
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