A melodramatic folk ballad about an existential dilemma.
Directed by Will Freeman. Music by Noah Fleetwood. Mixed by Wayne McIntyre.
📅 Shows coming up
Bedford, Friday July 24, The Quarry, Tickets here
Sandringham, August 23. Tickets here
Balham, London, Wed Oct 7, The Bedford. Tickets here.
Wareham, Sat Oct 24, Purbeck School Theatre, Tickets here
Chelsea, London, Friday Nov 6, The Trafalgar. Tickets here.
Huddersfield, Friday November 13, The Keys, Tickets here
Birmingham, Sat November 14, The Glee, Tickets here.
Southampton, Sat Nov 21, The Attic. Tickets here.
Bethnal Green, London, Monday Dec 14, End of the Year Show, Backyard. Tickets here. (Early bird discount)
Leeds, Friday Feb 26, HiFi Club. Tickets here.
Croston, Lancashire, Sat Feb 27, Croston Sports Club. Tickets here.
Rotherham, Sunday Feb 28th, Montgomery Hall. Tickets here.
Milton Keynes, Friday March 5th, The Stables. Tickets here.
Dudley, Thur March 18, Brierley Hall. Tickets here.
Axminster, Sunday April 25, Axminster Guildhall. Tickets here.
Full always-updated list is here.
We have dates coming up next year in Stafford, Leicester, Greenwich, Bath, Dorking, Southend, Lichfield, Guildford, Truro, St Austell, Penzance, Cholsely - ticket links to follow soon. Watch this space.
And if you can’t make any of these, you can always …
You can find my full calendar, which includes talks, short spots in comedy clubs and the like, here.
Lyrics
Two flames so bright
They are my light
But only one can burn
Be still my heart
I’m torn apart
For both of them I yearn
One is the harbour, safe and true
One is the storm that pulls me through
Look to the gods
Oh be my guide
I hear them speak
I must decide
Between the two
But who
What do I do?
What do I do?
Who do I choose
Rupert or Nigel?
Who do I choose
Nigel or Ru?
Is there an answer
In their sweet faces
That tells me what
I must do?
Nigel was great
Has he gone mainstream?
Rupert can grate
He splits the right
Nigel’s imported
Loads of failed Tories
They had their chance
And were shite
Voting for Nigel means more uniparty
We would evermore stuck on repeat
Rupert’s so brave he is uncompromising
He will lose marginal seats
I’ve met them both
Nigel was friendly
We had a pint
Mates straight away.
When I met Rupert
He was quite cranky
Gosh you must watch
What you say
There is another
Slight complication
That makes this more
Of a gridlock
But I feel that
I shoudl still mention
I like Kemi Badenoch
Follow my head should I be realistic for
Nige plays the game yes he knows what to do
Follow my heart and be idealistic
Grow a pair and choose Ru
I could to take Nigel
To meet my mother
Would she find Ru
A little much
Daren’t tell my friends
That I like Rupert
They already think I’m
Bad enough
Mass deportation
Simplified taxes
Locals to get
Priority
Nigel or Rupert
Rupert or Nigel
Lord up on high
Please help me
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Laughter, Opportunity, Acclaim!
All the best,
Dominic
