We all need a bit of calypso in our lives.
If you enjoy it, please like, share - all that stuff. It all halps!
Music, as always, is by the unequalled Noah Fleetwood, played with finesse by Chad, Goat and Kuba.
I am in Palm Springs, California, all next week. If any followers from that neck of the woods fancy meeting up, I’ll be performing at the Punching Up Comedy Night with Adam Carolla, Thai Rivera and Lou Perez, and also doing various panels at Freedom Fest on gold and bitcoin. I think if you click on this QR code, you will find me.
I now have a WhatsApp channel by the way, to disseminate my vids, if you fancy signing up.
Announcement: the End of the Year Show returns
Now seems as good a time to announce the End of the Year Show, 2025.
I don’t even know what I’m going to be satirising yet, though I do know, like last year, it’s going to another incredible night.
There is an early bird discount until Sept, so act now etc.
We have quite a few other gigs around the country, which I will soon be announcing - for the autumn and spring, so keep your eyes peeled.
In the meantime, there are …
Gigs coming up
Sevenoaks, Out of Bounds Comedy Club, July 11. Tickets here.
Bedford, Quarry Theatre, July 27. Tickets here.
London, Crazy Coqs, Sept 24. Tickets here. (SOLD OUT - waiting list only)
Southampton, The Attic, Oct 16. Tickets here.
London, Crazy Coqs, Nov 5. Tickets here.
London, Crazy Coqs, Dec 3. Tickets here.
London, Backyard, Dec 15. End of the Year Show. Tickets here. (early bird discount)
Lyrics
Who made the laws on drugs?
The government.
Who ignored child rape gangs?
The government.
Who put kids into debt?
The government.
Yet we expect the government to sort things out.
F*ck the government!
F*ck the government!
F*ck the government!
Sit on my finger and swivel on my face.
Gets a bit Tarantino, that bit—sorry.
Who went to war in Iraq?
The government.
Who screwed up healthcare?
The government.
Who messed up our schools?
The government.
Yet we expect the government to sort things out.
F*ck the government!
Your laws are too aggressive.
F*ck the government!
Your taxes are regressive.
F*ck the government!
Your welfare is oppressive.
I wouldn't even deign
To shit on your face.
That's the Tarantino bit again.
It wasn't free speech caused wars, you see.
It wasn't free trade caused poverty.
Free markets didn't cause inequality.
It was your interventionist policies.
F*ck the government!
The people are suppressed.
F*ck the government!
Taxation is theft.
F*ck the government!
Anarchy is best.
I'd like to take this ukulele
And shove it up your a*se.
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