We have a new video for your entertainment and amusement today. As always, as a subscriber to this letter, you get it first, before it goes out on general release.
Come and see me live
London, Backyard, December 16. SOLD OUT (Go on waiting list).
London, Crazy Coqs, January 22. SOLD OUT.
Oxford, Cholsey Hall, March 1. Tickets here.
Birmingham, Glee, March 8. Tickets here.
Shrewsbury, March 27. Tickets here.
Bath, April 3. Tickets here.
London, Crazy Coqs, May 14. Tickets here.
Christmas Pressies
These mugs have proved incredibly popular. I sold out at Comedy Unleashed on Tuesday. Have re-stocked. Order here.
My new album - We’re All Far Right Now and Other Ditties of Dissent - is also available in the Dominic Frisby shop.
I hope to announce its digital release on Spotify et al any day now but the CDs have now arrived and will be dispatched shortly. Order yours now. As always, these make the ideal gifts for errant uncles. It includes the above track, Right Wing Woman.
Meanwhile, what could be more desirable a Christmas present than your celebratory, One of the 17 Million, Brexit mug?
Lyrics and Credits
Music is by the mighty Noah Fleetwood, recorded by the equally mighty Wayne McIntyre.
Video is directed by Will Thomas Freeman and features the brilliant Natalie Hopkins in the title role.
RIGHT WING WOMAN - by Dominic Frisby
I find myself single again
Looking for love once again.
Let her be beautiful,
Let her be fun,
Oh dear Lord this time let her be the one.
And if I could just ask you one other thing?
Most of all dear Lord please make her right wing.
I want a right wing woman.
She can be my rock.
Not too tall
Or too small.
Best of all:
Is she doesn’t have a cock.
Give a right wing woman.
She should own her stuff.
Uses inches
And feet,
Eats red meat,
And looks darn great in the buff.
Doesn’t watch TV,
No BBC,
She won’t fall for their tricks.
Her news complex
Is Twitter X.
She can see the bias in Wikipedia
She keeps her savings in bitcoin.
She knows that fiat is dead.
Has some gold,
Guns and cans,
Quotes Ayn Rand,
And she wants to end the Fed.
Give me a Trump loving hottie,
Who worships Javier Milei.
She can spell,
Use Excel,
Knows darn well
Emmanuel Macron’s gay.
She doesn’t vote,
She pays no tax,
Her diet’s high in protein.
She has a gun,
Is Christian,
Sometimes just before bed she will clean
My ear wax.
She knows the climate stuff’s bollocks.
Our kids are homeschooled.
Uses spray paint to jam
Traffic cameras.
Sees good in fossil fuels.
She thinks Keir Starmer’s a d^ckhead.
Most of Hollywood too.
She’s so based,
Such great taste,
Not so chaste,
She will give me that hawk tuah.
Cooks lovely food,
Cares for our brood,
She’s got a genius IQ.
Has so much style,
A lovely smile,
She will make our house so nice and she will do
The ironing.
Put all this into Tinder.
It came back with a catch.
She was loud,
She was shrill,
I felt ill.
Greta Thunberg way my match!
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