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Alert: approaching genius level...

Superb on so many levels. Bravo!

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Thanks Paul!

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- The black tie and white shirt. Some form of uniform homage?

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There is so much you can read into it

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What a surprise and how uplifting. I am laughing since yesterday that I met those videos on X by Elon Musk.

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thank you sir

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Motherfuckin bravo 🙌

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Dom, this is brilliant! It’s right up there with I’m Gonna Mary Gary, I’m a white man and I’m sorry and Fuck the government!

Makes me laugh every time I hear it.

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Thank you very much, sir

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Great pathos! What’s that on your shin btw? A hieroglyph?

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Something like that

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Pleasing ambivalence: who comes off worse illuminati or their accusers?

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Haha. Do you mean who comes off best?

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I think this will become a hit song. It certainly won me over. I have written to the City of London seeking an application form. I had no idea illuminati chaps had such fun.

I sent my applicatiom for an application folded in the form of a coffin, with Lord Jacob's name on it. This will tittleate I am sure. I moved swiftly because your beautiful song will inspire millions to join and they can't all fit on Epstein;s island. Icke joined yeaterday but I suppose you knew this.

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They turned me down. But one day ...

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I shall pray for you, even though I am an atheist. God is inclusionist.

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Thank you!

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No. Thank YOU. Your comedy is a weapon the Zionists are incapable of wielding. It can be said that you alone are the antidote for their venom and it is your hand that winds down their fear switch.

(After their defeat, can we have our own nice illuminati?)

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You are welcome to the Secret Order of Money. You have nothing to worry about, brother. This message has come to lead you to the light, so that you can be among those who are successful in this world.

The Illuminati World Organization has come to help everyone achieve their dreams and make the world a better place for everyone. Being part of the Illuminati exposes you to riches, protection, fame, and power. As a welcoming gift, you will receive $3,000,000, a car of your choice, a house of your choice, and a monthly income of $1 million.

Note that the Illuminati does not engage in any acts that will harm you or your family. You are not required to sell your soul to become a member. Instead, you will participate in an initiation process, which involves purchasing items. This process has no side effects.

Apply for Illuminati membership today and enjoy the benefits. Don't miss this great opportunity! If you are interested, message the Grandmaster now MESSAGE THIS EMAIL ADDRESS ON GOOGLE CHAT ✉️: illuminatiworldorganisation616@gmail.com

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You are welcome to the Secret Order of Money. You have nothing to worry about, brother. This message has come to lead you to the light, so that you can be among those who are successful in this world.

The Illuminati World Organization has come to help everyone achieve their dreams and make the world a better place for everyone. Being part of the Illuminati exposes you to riches, protection, fame, and power. As a welcoming gift, you will receive $3,000,000, a car of your choice, a house of your choice, and a monthly income of $1 million.

Note that the Illuminati does not engage in any acts that will harm you or your family. You are not required to sell your soul to become a member. Instead, you will participate in an initiation process, which involves purchasing items. This process has no side effects.

Apply for Illuminati membership today and enjoy the benefits. Don't miss this great opportunity! If you are interested, message the Grandmaster now MESSAGE THIS EMAIL ADDRESS ON GOOGLE CHAT ✉️: illuminatiworldorganisation616@gmail.com

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Probably already there…

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Great Performance.

Great truths infused with humour.

Thanks

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It took me until the beginning of the 2nd verse to realize that this should be sung to the tune of I Wanna Marry A Lighthouse Keeper.

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I don't know what that means but I shall google it

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It’s a song from Stanley Kubrick’s movie A Clockwork Orange. Kinda goofy and jovial.

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